never talk About feelings,                              
                    If they aren’t really there
                    never hold my hand,
                   If u going to break my heart
                   never say you are going to,
                   If u don’t plan to start
                   never look in my eyes,
                   If all u do is lie
                   never say hello,
                            If u really Mean goodbye........

 

Kuch log Pyaar Karte He Nibhane Ke Liye,
Kuch log Pyaar Karte He BhuL Jane Ke Liye..!!
Pyaar Karo To Aisa Karo Ke
Dono Tadpey Ek Doosrey Ke Paas Aane Ke Liye..!!!

Love knows No reason,
love knows no Lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no Eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but Doesn’t mind.........

                                                     ek kuttey ne 4 kilo mithayi khaali   :o

 

 fir bhi us ka vajan 4 kilo hi nikla,    :o

toh bataav mithaayi me se kutta kaha gaya :P

                                       today's latest news  

aaj srk ne media ke saamney apni paint utaar di. :P                                  
 

Mahtab apni new movie " Fata poster nikala Chooha" agley month release kar raha he :D

U promised 2 take care of me but you hurt me,
U promised me 2 bring me joy but you brought me tears,
U promised me your Love but you gave me PAIN… ME?
I promised you Nothing but I Gave u Everything!!!

Ek Murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli,
“ek Anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahi aati, murgi
Hokar anda mangti ho."
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 5
rupye ke ande ke liye apna figure kharaab mat karo.”

DOLLOR BHI CHAhYE HAi,

POUND BHI CAHhYE HAi,

SONE k SEKOON KA,

SOUND BHI CHAhYE           HAi....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... :p

                                   

Milney ki khushi hai ya bichadane ka gam,
Aankhon mein aansu hai ya udaas hai ham,
Kaise kahain ki kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena ki tum bin bohat akele hai ham, :'(

Nobita:- 500 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha 

Jiyaan:- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? 

Nobita:-yaar me dekh raha hoo gandhi g to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.......

Someone Kills AMIR'S Girl-Friend
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out the Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is the Killer.
Now Enjoy Watching GHAJINI :P

 

You Know Somebody,
And They Cry For U.
They Stay Awake At Night,
And Dream Of  U.
I Bet U Never ,
Even Know They Do,
But Somebody Crying For U.....